In the spirit of friendship, I thought it might a good time to bring a little humor to the matter. Yeah, we’re sending our daughters off to college and the big unknown, but SURELY there is something we can laugh about. Right?
Have I mentioned yet that I am a teacher? Have I mentioned that I am a kindergarten teacher? Well, let’s just say that being a k-teacher is the most wonderful thing in the world. Not only do I get to teach them to read, write, yadda, yadda, yadda, I also get to have SEVERAL good belly laughs each day. I mean I laugh so hard sometimes I have to leave the room. (Good thing I have a para and a student intern each year.) So, I think this is a great time to revisit the funny stories I have tucked away. These stories are from this year, and from my room. Enjoy!
Keegan: Mrs. Patrick, Did you just get your haircut?
Mrs. Patrick: Well yes, I did! Thanks for noticing.
Keegan: I like it. You look just like my great-grandma.
Mrs. Patrick: Gee, thanks. I’m glad I spent $50 bucks on it.
Julia: Hey, Mrs. Patrick, my Grammy has a necklace like that (a cross) but hers has a dead guy on it.
After working with our teacher helper, and our intern, David would keep mixing up their names. One morning he just said, "I get you skinny women all mixed up."
At the math station, Mrs. Dinunzio was in charge of the dice. She noticed there was a booger stuck on the die from John's finger. He picked if off, and she told him to go wash him hands.
John: I'll just put it in my pocket.
Mrs. P.: Any of you can grow up to be president of the United States if you were born a US citizen in the United States.