Jennifer

From Alamogordo, New Mexico, United States

Joined 6th December 2007

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  • Hi Jennifer,
    Just saw that you are very stressed out today... I hope your day is improving... what caused all this stress - is it holidays related?

    Flag as inappropriate Posted by Victoria on 22nd December 2007

  • I thought this was funny, my friend sent this to me. lol
    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
    1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall
    system performance -- particularly in the flower and
    jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
    under Boyfriend 5.0.
    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
    valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
    Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
    programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs
    4.1.
    (and NASCAR 500.0)
    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
    2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
    Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?
    Signed, Desperate
    -------------------------------------



    Dear Desperate:
    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
    Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
    Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I
    Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears
    6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
    update. If that application works as designed,
    Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
    applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
    But remember, overuse of the above application can
    cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
    Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
    program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0
    (it runs a virus in the background that will
    eventually seize control of all your system
    resources).
    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
    program. These are unsupported applications and will
    crash Husband 1.0 .
    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
    does have limited memory and cannot learn new
    applications quickly. You might consider buying
    additional software to improve memory and
    performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie
    7.7.
    Good Luck,
    Tech Support

    Flag as inappropriate Posted by Jennifer on 6th December 2007

  • Hi Jennifer. Welcome to Work It, Mom! We are so glad you are here. Check out the Entrepreneur Moms discussion group - that sounds like it'd be right up your ally. Also, the contests this month are awesome! Click on the Contests tab at the top right of the page to learn more.

    Ps, what a beautiful photo of you and your kids.

    Flag as inappropriate Posted by Diane on 6th December 2007